Who Was More Courteous?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite?
The skinny man said he is more polite because he always took his seat to his ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous. Because when he got off his seat, two ladies could sit down.
They’re dead
A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked an assistant, “Do these chickens get any bigger?”
The assistant replied, “No, Madam, they’re dead.”
A Different Answer
GIRL: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”
MAN: “It’s 10:25 AM.”
GIRL: (confused look on face) “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve asked that question ten times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.”
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