Patient: Our school football team got a 1-0 win.
Doctor: You won it by the skin of your teeth.
Patient: What do you mean? It’s just a football match.
Doctor: If you do something by the skin of your teeth, you just barely succeed. In this case, your team won by the smallest margin of one goal only. Anyway, congratulations to you and your team!
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